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Your Dirty Laundry…Hung Out for All

Have you ever had an argument with someone and wondered which side other people would take? Now you can wonder no more with SideTaker. TechCrunch has some great examples of the site in use. You think this will make people realize their problems are maybe best kept to themselves sometimes? Probably not. At least the rest of us can be entertained with all the drama.

Your Source For…

I’ve written about my search engine tracking in the past and taking a look at my logs, I see topics, where I have become a guru. This month I have fifty instances of people searching for the Heineken Mini Keg Can. That’s pretty cool, but here are some of the searches that led people to my website that confuse me. I linked to what I would guess they were looking for when they accidentally found my website.

totaly wet myself
i ate a hot pocket and my back hurts movie
erections not as hard since i stop eating meat
douchebag enterprises
deep seeded issues

So there you have it. I am your source for information on beer, Hot Pockets, wetting oneself, and vegetarian impotence. If you want information on shirtless Korean celebrities, special classes for slow learners, and all things Michelle, check out michellewoo.com.

Back on the Twitter Bandwagon

Despite all the craziness involved with the operations of Twitter, I have decided to start using it again. You know what they say. If you fall of the whale, you get right back on again. So you can check out my Tweets in the sidebar to see exactly what I’m up to at any given time.

Woooha!

Announcing the relaunch of WoooHa, Inc. Get it while it’s hot. Actually, get it before it’s hot. I am under the impression that rap artists drop things that are hot.

What a Waste

I came across a domain, dedicated to one particularly worthless list. 10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn. Reason number eleven to date a unicorn? Always horny. Oh yeah. I went there. Now so you don’t think I just wasted two minutes of your life, 9 Reasons Not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Extreme Makeover

Michelle got a makeover. Check it out.

Post a Day

Today is the last day of July. If you look through my archives, I did at least one post a day this month just to see if I could pull it off. Pretty impressive, huh? My traffic is up because of it I think, probably not from my regular readers, but creating new content regularly brought in some search engine folks too. I have to be honest and say there were a couple times that I was scrambling for something to post, but the rest of the time ideas just flowed. The more I post, the more ideas come to my mind about ideas to write about. I’ll let you guys be the judge about whether the ideas were any good and whether I executed them well.

Older Than Dirt

My website dates back before WordPress ever existed. It also goes back before most people knew about the term blog. I did all of my website design by hand, and most of my coding was my own too, with bits and pieces stolen from Kyung. I’d like to think that since I introduced him to WordPress, we’re even. I used to use UCLA’s bandwidth before I bought this domain and server space, hiding my website on UCLA Economics’ server. I was looking through some of my old archives and bringing back old memories. I can barely stomach my writing back then, but here are a few gems I came across.

Taken from 1/19/02 – Seriously, Try It:

I don’t know if you’ve ever taken note of this when you walk, but your legs and arms swing in opposite directions. For instance, when your right leg is forward, your right arm is back. Try this. When you walk, put your right leg forward and your right arm forward too. Try to make it feel as natural as possible. No matter how natural you can make walking like this feel, it doesn’t look right to other people. This is a fun thing to try out in a group. It will embarrass the hell out of anyone with you.

Taken from 1/30/02 & 1/31/02 – Just Plain Random:

Jeannie: “Man, bisexuality is so gay. If you’re going to be gay, don’t be half-assed about it.”
Kyung: “Bisexuality isn’t being half assed. its being greedy.”

Taken from 2/7/02 – Long Live Moron Enterprises:

Well, it turns out the reason the UCLA Economics server went down was because my boss was changing it over from Windows NT to Windows 2000. Some of the programs didn’t function properly so he had to do a system restore to put Windows NT back. Meanwhile, you guys couldn’t access Moron Enterprises. I pointed this out to him and he apologizes for the inconvenience. The server may go down again tonight because he’s going to give it another try tonight. Hopefully it works this time.

Taken from 2/27/02 – Ideas That Seemed Good in College:

My nose is stuffy! I don’t like this one bit. I asked Eddie for medicine but he didn’t have any for a stuffy nose. He offered me Imodium AD though. Then I remember one time he asked, “I wonder what would win, Imodium AD or Metamucil?” For those of you that don’t know, those two medicines do opposite things to your body. I won’t get into what they do, but Eddie wants to have the battle of the medicines. If anyone wants to try it, it should be safe and I’m curious myself.

Taken from Moron Enterprises on 5/15/02 Kicking Ass in School:

I took my test and it was easy. I felt good taking it and I felt good when I walked out of it. I also got my other midterm back. Give another A to Matt. The school I go to is now “UCL” because they’ve given me all the A’s. That stands for the Univeristy of Cliforni Los ngeles.

Taken from 7/22/02 – Some things never change:

Today I went back to PV to pick up some stuff that I forgot. I stayed and hung out with Randall for a while. I never do much when I get together with Randall but it’s always fun. Randall got back from San Francisco earlier this week and when I saw him he thanked me for not hanging out with his sister while he was gone. Little does he know, I have that saved for when he takes his trip to Asia for three weeks.

Taken from 9/1/03 – Life with the Parents After College

I went to the office for a few hours today, but I was too tired to get much done. I did some research, came back home for my nap, and then configured a firewall for a client. My mom requested some computer help. It took about two hours to show her various things. We argued about whether she had to pay me for my time and services as an IT consultant. The conversation went something like this.

Me: So, you owe me $150 for this work. You can deduct this from my rent.
Mom: No, the reason your rent is so low is because you offer free services like this to us. Think of it as payback.
Me: Payback?! Then you owe me! I give you purpose. You’d have too much time and probably turn to drugs without me. Where would you be without me?!
Mom: I’d probably have a PhD.
Me: A PhD would take up some of your time, but I’m here forever. I almost forgot. Not only did you take up two hours of my time, but it’s emergency hours and on a national holiday. This invoice is going to be big.
Mom: Well, the same thing goes for rent. It’s peak season. The rates are higher.

Taken from 9/23/02 – Before Wire Tapping:

Harrison called me and asked me if I wanted to hang out. Of course, there was a catch. He didn’t have his truck with him because he came back from his trip to the east coast today, rather than yesterday as planned. I drove to his work to get him and brought him back to my place. On the drive back to my place, he said he wanted to do something delinquent, like make a bomb. When we got back to my apartment he spent the whole time looking up on how to make a small bomb. I think the FBI is going to come knock down my door now.

Exactly how old is my website? I’m not exactly sure as I lost some of my old archives in a hard drive crash. I believe sometime in 2009 will mark a decade of my personal website and blog. I’ll pull up some of the other fun stuff I used to have on my website in the near future. For those of you that haven’t seen it, you’ll get a kick out of it.

This Beats the Chicktionary

This is much more comprehensive than the Chicktionary. The little black book has gotten an upgrade. Behold the Chickipedia!

The REAL Reason Behind Recession

I don’t think the overspeculation of the housing market is all that is to blame for our recent economic downturn. It’s not just our foreign relations and declining dollar value. I’m pretty sure each of us is to blame for the recession by not working hard enough. Why aren’t we working? Facebook. How can you get anything done with this website around? It’s got Scrabulous and my latest productivity killer is Tetris Friends. Load this up and give me a challenge. Let the old people that aren’t on Facebook worry about the economy.