Most people work hard and excel above the rest of the crowd. Unfortunately I am not smart or talented enough to do this. Instead I will knock everyone down to my level. I give you, 101 Free Games! While you are busy playing these games, I will be doing a mediocre job, but your inattentive performance will pale in comparison to my lackluster performance.
What I'm Doing...
- what brewery wants to sponsor my birthday? only a dozen people. need some small beers for poolside palm springs. 13 mins ago
- @djjewelz the awesome thing is they'll bring it to anaheim and sell it right away. one of those facebook people should buy it. 15 mins ago
- @iheartmisonator problem is the noise can't be caught outside the buttocks. if you need to let a silent one go, bend down to tie your shoe. 11 hrs ago
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Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner