Valentine’s Day is only one week away. You want to do something nice for that special someone, but everything seems so cliche. Fancy dinners and flowers have been done over and over, so what can you do to stay creative and fresh? Don’t worry. I’m here to help out. I’ve created these awesome coupons for you to use. I didn’t even put a watermark on them so you can claim you made them yourself.
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Some might wonder, why would I do something like this? I’m a giver. That’s why my own relationship is going so well. I just want you all to be as happy as I am.
Last night was Valentine’s Day dinner for Michelle and me. Michelle was so busy with work that we didn’t have time to do anything last Sunday. Also, I forgot that I was supposed to do something. I took Michelle to Sushiya, which I’ve been to once before.
Live scallop. So incredibly fresh.
Live sweet shrimp. Well it was alive until they pulled the head off and fried it.
More Spanish Mackerel.
They really give you all of the fish.
Diamond Roll. Wouldn’t be a special meal for us without something to burn the palette.
If you’re in San Pedro, go eat here. It’s truly a gem in a city where food is normally a much heartier affair. The fish is always fresh and the staff is super friendly. The sushi chef knows people are finding him on Yelp.
Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her…Listen to me, kid. If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she’s a selfish broad and all you’re seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
Fortunately Michelle and I live in the day an age of power locks. We make it work.
I’ve been getting request for updates on my site, mostly from a single individual, who doesn’t comment and doesn’t have a website of his own. He is a blog leech. To appease him so he doesn’t punch me in the forehead or ruin my tennis court with chin blood, I will post something of low caliber, but a post nonetheless.
The reason I haven’t been posting recently is because I have been swamped with work. The boss’ son has to do actual work! What a crock, huh? I need to figure out how to sit in my ivory tower and look down upon my minions, like Lord Sauron in Lord of the Rings.
I promise better updates next week as I have some good content in the works. This is how I live my life. I schedule it around whether events are blog worthy. My brother’s wedding is this weekend, so there are bound to be pictures of me pretending I’m James Bond in my tuxedo. On top of that, I dug up some old discs that I burned when I was in college. I have gems like clips of Japanese punk bands, Lego stop animation, and hilarious videos that got passed around the college network before P2P piracy was even a though in anyone’s mind.
Until then, I leave you with a little Valentine’s Day cheer.