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I was practically passing out while driving home, so I asked Michelle to wake up and keep me awake. She sat up and ten minutes later after I had almost run off the road three more times she said, “Okay let’s play a game.” The game we decided on was Twenty Questions. For those of you that don’t know how this game is played, one person thinks of something and the other person has twenty yes/no questions to figure out what was selected.

Me: Is it living?
Michelle: Umm, no.
Me: Wait, you don’t know if it’s living?
…
Me: Is it bigger than a bread box?
Michelle: It can be.
…
Me: Is it electronic?
Michelle: It can be.
Me: What? It can be?!
Michelle: Yeah, sometimes.
…
Me: Is it a video game?
Michelle: Sometimes
Me: Huh? How is that possible?
…
Michelle: You lose! It’s Hello Kitty!
Me: How is that electronic or a video game?
Michelle: They make big and small Hello Kitty and make them electronic too. They also have Hello Kitty video games.
Me: What the hell? I can say there’s a tree video game!

I think she missed the point of this game, but it worked. I was no longer sleepy. Instead I was angry and felt cheated.

This post marks the creation of a new category, dedicated to posts about my famous girlfriend, Michelle Woo. The category label? She’ So Lucky.