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Christmas Brownie Points

I come from a family that has a 4′ tall Christmas tree that we don’t decorate each year. Instead we cover it with a sheet and toss it in the back of a closet, so it’s ready for next year. Michelle was saying she was sad that we didn’t have any Christmas decorations up in our new apartment. So I did what any good husband would do and stole the Christmas tree from work.

It’s actually only a half tree that’s supposed to mount to the wall. Since we don’t have any way to mount to the wall, it’s sitting in front of our shoe closet. We will have to wear the same shoes until after Christmas.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to pee and not put the toilet seat back down. I can do no wrong.