I am in Michigan right now for work. Since I’m three hours ahead, does that mean if I publish this now, you will see it in three hours? I think the Internet has time zones too, right?
I’m tired from travelling all day after being at a wedding. I flew into Chicago, drove through Indiana, and here I am. Originally my dad was going to drive us, and we were going to leave the car at the airport. This morning he popped his head into the room to change the plans.
Dad: Mom is going to drop us off instead.
Me: That’s great, but it’s 5:00 AM. Turn off my light and close my door.
Dad: I saw the clock. I thought it said 6:00 AM.
Me: It’s not. Leave me alone for another half hour.
Dad: I was wondering why it was so dark outside.
Me: You’re still here? I’m trying to sleep!
I’m beat, like a little red headed stepchild. See you guys tomorrow.


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