Tag Archives: temperature

Coming Out of the Shower

No, not the closet. I am currently sitting in my shower with all the lights off in my bathroom. Why? It’s fucking hot. This is the coolest place in the house with all the cool tiles. I admit it’s a bit creepy, but it’s so hot. I don’t care what anyone thinks. I’m contemplating not showing up for my birthday party tonight. Think anyone will miss me?

I Think My Genitalia Has Inverted

Why is it so damn cold? I have no idea how people live any further east than Los Angeles. Anytime the thermometer reads below 50 degrees, it is far too cold. This is what we, the males of the species, refer to as “Weenie Shrinking Temperature.”