I came across a domain, dedicated to one particularly worthless list. 10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn. Reason number eleven to date a unicorn? Always horny. Oh yeah. I went there. Now so you don’t think I just wasted two minutes of your life, 9 Reasons Not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner