In celebration of its upcoming browser release, which is set to be a great speed improvement, Firefox has been showing off other faster people (scroll down). Couldn’t they pick any cooler ways to display speed? Perhaps an athletic feat? I could upload a video to show off my speed, but I think that would just [...]
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So Many Questions
Is the car a mobile business? Where can I hire someone for such services? Who is Ted? Was the car a gift for services rendered? Is the value of the car a reflection of the quality of work?
Meat for Sex
Scientists have studied Chimpanzee groups and noted that when males share meat with females, they are more likely to mate with those males. It’s not an instantaneous transaction.
“Honey, I brought meat home. Let’s get it on!”
I wonder if there are different grades of meat that Chimps can bring to their prospective mates. Rats probably don’t [...]
Is the Problem Japan or Marriage?
I ran across this article, and it almost made me laugh. Then it made me feel sad for the Japanese. As I looked closer, the article mentioned that it surveyed married couples in Japan. Is this really an issue isolated to Japan, or is this about married people not having sex? I bet if the [...]
Peace Through Weapons
Talk about shooting a beer. I love how the sight on this gun is a peace sign. If they could combine this gun with a cannon that fires slutty women or a bomb that disperses baby back ribs, enlistment lines would be very long. People would quickly forget their differences during battle and share a [...]
We’re Not a Sex Shop
I have a quote request for the following item.
Repair Kit: Includes 2 Diaphragms, 4 Balls, 9 O-Rings, Lube
