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Naked Time

That title caught your attention, huh?

I dislike wearing clothes.

If it were socially acceptable I would be naked most of the time. Join a nudist colony, you say? I am the one that doesn’t like wearing clothes. I definitely want the rest of you to wear clothes.

While clothes can create a style and even a mood, they are confining. Man was not meant to be confined within fabric. Given temperate weather, I will always choose to wear shorts over pants if it’s socially acceptable. The less fabric I have touching my skin, the better. Too bad work, weddings, and funerals have social norms when it comes to dress codes. I’m going to have to bring back the suit shorts, at least in my office.

meninshorts

This look is hot, especially with the long socks.

Ugly Naked Guy

Pretty much everyone knows that reference from Friends. Most people don’t relate to it though. For those of you that are familiar with my house, you’ve seen this view.

What you don’t see in this picture is a house right below us. We have a pretty steep hill, so unless you’re at the edge, you don’t see this house. It must provide some sense of privacy for our neighbors below, so much so that the man of the house feels comfortable enough to walk around in his birthday suit.

One day while I was home sick, I took the camera and tripod out to the edge to snap some pictures of the view, but I caught a glimpse of what I thought was bare bottom. I didn’t do a double check. I turned around and decided my pictures could wait.

I questioned myself about what I saw. Maybe I just saw some skin colored shorts, and that was the end of that, until my parents told me they saw our neighbor’s doodle. We have our very own Ugly Naked Guy.