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My Girlfriend, the Terrible Liar

I suppose it’s a compliment to Michelle that she is not good at lying. In this day and age when you never trust anything that comes out of anyone’s mouth, she is one of the people that you can believe is sincere. Still that doesn’t stop her from trying once in a while when it’s harmless.

Michelle: Do we have any plans for Sunday?
Me: Nope, I think we’re free.
Michelle: Oh, well I was hoping we had something so I could get out of going to _____.
Me: Just say we have one of my family things to do.
Michelle: Good idea.

Twenty minutes later.

Michelle: So we have to go to _____, and it’s your mom’s birthday if anyone asks.

Great, now I have to come up with some “just in case” back story so if anyone asks me what my plans are for my mom’s birthday I don’t stare at them and say, “Huh?”

Blow Torches and Bowling Balls

Michelle’s birthday has come and gone. She is officially an adult. There is no better way to celebrate such an occasion than with good food, plenty of drinks, and bowling. Lots of pictures to follow after the break.

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Here is Michelle with my present to her. It was originally going to be all pictures of me, but I thought that was a little out of hand. Plus, all the other girls would try to steal such a gem.

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Hungry Pi Phis.

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Tyson has the smallest eyes in the picture. That’s still not irony.

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Seriously, Tim?

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More friends.

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Spencer is the angry third wheel.

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Getting loopy with hunger. Bring our food out!

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Ice cold pitchers of beer with sake on ice.

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Alice just laughs as Desiree tries to outdo everyone else’s sake bomb.

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The food starts to arrive.  Looks awesome.

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Tyson is the worst FOB ever. Teach him Angie.

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Grilling over a live fire is just an awesome way to cook.

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This is an ever cooler way to cook. I want to touch the pretty blue flame.

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People engrossed in their food. No that doesn’t mean the food is gross.

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Cheers!

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Birthday cake, candles, and Japanese men singing “Happy Birsday!”

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Making wishes come true. (Yeah, that was gay.)

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In case you didn’t know whose birthday we were celebrating.

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Mo limbos to get into the picture with Ariane.

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The gang, boozing at Lucky Strike.

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Spencer looks like a great bowling here with ball on target, but it’s the second frame!

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For some reason, Christina felt the need to brace herself for the picture.

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Typical Fred, jumping into a picture at the last second.

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I can’t tell if Mo is giving the peace sign or being perverted.

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Carissa does her best monster pose.

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Michelle poses in her birthday present from Alice, a negative ion helmet.

Does This Count As a Present?

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Happy Birthday, Michelle!