Tag Archives: marriage

Am I Gay Now?

I took a phone call this morning from a customer that said I should note down that he was extremely handsome too. I was kind of confused, but he followed by saying, “We can get married now.” I think he was trying to shock me, but my public university education has taught me to be indifferent tolerant of all walks of life. I told him if he bought the equipment I was quoting him, we had a deal. I sold the product, so I guess I have to uphold my end of the deal.

Just Like Star Wars

I ran across this article about twins that were separated at birth and were later married…to each other! This made me vomit in my mouth a little. Then I thought, in this day and age the couple probably consummated their relationship. That made me vomit in my mouth a little more. How creepy is that? I wonder if he was attracted to her in a gold bikini. At least one good thing comes out of this. After their separation at least all the money will stay in the family.