Posts Tagged ‘marriage’

I recently came to the realization that I am not afraid of moving forward in my relationship. I told Michelle to figure out what kind of ring style she would like. This was two and a half weeks ago.
Since then she has posted this and this. I’ve created a monster. There is a marked difference [...]

I can’t get an iPhone. I borrowed an iPhone just to use Twitter in a place where I had no reception. I had to go to three screens just to type my password because of the combination of letters, numbers, and special characters.
Asking, “Do you still want to get married some day?” and getting a [...]

The Chinese are always getting into crazy schemes with their crazy business practices. They are trying a “buy a house, get a wife free” business proposition. I think they might get more business if they offer to take your wife when you buy a house.
I love that someone noted, ” the girls on offer are [...]

I ran across this article a while back and have been meaning to write about it. What’s the big deal? Practically everyone gets divorced in this day and age. This is not proof that gays should not be allowed to get married. This is proof that no one should be allowed to get married. It [...]

I took a phone call this morning from a customer that said I should note down that he was extremely handsome too. I was kind of confused, but he followed by saying, “We can get married now.” I think he was trying to shock me, but my public university education has taught me to be [...]

I ran across this article about twins that were separated at birth and were later married…to each other! This made me vomit in my mouth a little. Then I thought, in this day and age the couple probably consummated their relationship. That made me vomit in my mouth a little more. How creepy is that? [...]