Me: Did you know laundry is $2.25 per load to wash and dry in my building? Do you want to make $2.25 per load of laundry?
Mom: That’s just to use the machines. That’s not including detergent and dryer sheets.
Me: Okay, well then how does $2.50 sound. That includes folding and delivery, right?
Mom: Delivery fees are high.
Me: You deliver food already to work. Let’s just use the same courier.
I think I’m just going to sneak in and do my laundry when they’re not around. My laundry will be free until they change the locks on me.
Everyone is awed by Obama and his slogan, “Yes we can!” Yes we can, what? This guy is a charismatic speaker, but he has no substance. Caroline Kennedy has come out and likened him to her father, JFK. Are you kidding me? Who is buying this rubbish? Caroline was three, maybe four years old, when her father was killed. She knows nothing about her father’s political campaign other than what she was told. I don’t mean to speak ill of the dead, but the only reason Kennedy is heralded as so great and was able to push so much legislation through was that he was assassinated. His legislation was passed postmortem. Obama is no Kennedy.
Now, let’s get to the important stuff. I’ve stumbled across some gems of the Internet. If you’re looking for something to get for me as a gift for providing such great entertainment with this website, this list is not a good place to start.
I would never have the audacity to do this. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t make me chuckle.
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