Posts Tagged ‘girlfriend’

Michelle: I’m scared to get married.
Me: Why?
Michelle: It means our lives are over.
Me: No, just the good part. Just the good part.
Michelle: Do you think we will have a good life?
Me: *shaking head slowly* Mediocre to fair.

Me: I’m going to hang out with Tim this weekend.
Michelle: Oh okay.
Me: Yeah, I opened a bank account with him so I also need to sign some papers.
Michelle: What?! How about me?! How come we don’t have a shared bank account?
Me: Uh, Tim’s a banker.
Michelle: Ohhhhhh!
Me: What? You weren’t at all confused as to why [...]

While at Borders…
Michelle: I thought you might be mad if you found me reading wedding magazines.
Me: <blank stare>
Michelle: So what I’m going to do is read it here next to you so you don’t get surprised.
Me: <blank stare>

Snacks are her favorite food group. She truly might have a mental breakdown if I presented her with the task below.

When Michelle was living in Arizona it was sometimes difficult to find a good schedule to talk on the phone. She had to work late sometimes. I had to work late sometimes. Throw an hour time difference for half the year and the schedules got confusing.
I began calling her Future Lady and asking her if [...]

If you follow Michelle on Twitter, you know her wisdom teeth have come out. As a last supper we decided to head to Furaibo on Sawtelle before her dental ordeal. For any of you that are familiar with this portion of West LA, it’s like a clean version of Japan Town. It’s a pretty happening [...]

Throughout college I have been to a lot of places in the Los Angeles area simply because I went to UCLA. Some places were just cool hangouts back in the day and others were nice places I’ve tried. Michelle has been telling me that I never take her anywhere. There’s a reason.
Michelle: Whew, that burrito [...]

I’ve been writing something every day for about two weeks now and my readership is way up, reaching last week’s peak of sixty seven visitors in one day. That’s not bad for someone that writes about random ideas that float into his head. I was feeling pretty good about it all and then Michelle tweeted [...]

Since I’ve picked up biking, Michelle has wanted to go with me. I fixed her old bike up a bit and we’ve ridden around in circles inside her gated community. I don’t need the scenery for the bike ride, so I’d be glad to do that, except the speed bumps hurt me in special areas.
Today [...]

I hate writing about sissy things like love and affection, but Michelle has written a piece for Blgher’s campaign for an upcoming movie, Nights in Rodanthe. It is a piece on second chances for love. I think it is designed to embarass me, but the joke is on her. I now have her feeding me [...]