When you have a wedding you have to be prepared to receive gifts that aren’t on your registry. It’s just the way things work. Most of the time it’s stuff that you would love to regift, but you don’t want to wish that sort of pain on even your enemies. (Who wants a wind chime?)

This is a triple slow cooker. It wasn’t on our registry, but I am super excited to own it. I can now have a chili cookoff between me, myself, and I. The reality of things is that this will allow me to cook three meals at the same time and mess up two of the three without making me go hungry.
This is still sitting in the box, so I have no idea if it will even fit on our counter or in any of our cabinets. Maybe I can mount it to our bed so we can satisfy those 3AM chili cravings without having to go all the way to the kitchen.












Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner