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#1 Dad

2009′s Father of the Year contest is over. Don’t even worry that we’re still less than half way through the year. The contest is over. This guy wins.

Don’t Earn More. Spend Less.

My dad always taught me something growing up, and I’d like to share that pearl of wisdom with you. You don’t get rich by spending money. There’s nothing wrong with earning a lot, but most people spend faster than they can earn. For all of you with dreaming of being rich, start living poor. Sorry. No long yachts, no spinner rims, and no icy hot chains. Keep it simple. It’s the saving mindset that gets you to a point of wealth.

Today I decided to grab a burger at the drive-thru. As I pulled away with my change to the next window I looked at my change. I though I got a new state quarter, because it was so shiny. Wrong! It was a Canadian coin. I popped the car in reverse and waved to get the cashier’s attention.

“Excuse me. I got a Canadian coin instead of a quarter.”

This may seem like a lot of hassle for so little money, but every bit counts. So the next time you walk past a quarter on the floor, pick it up. Even if it’s “just a dime” it’s still worth the risk that someone has superglued it to the floor and you will look like a fool trying to pick it up. A few more times and you’ve got yourself a dollar.

Congratulations, you’re one dollar closer to being rich. Now how about buying me lunch, Mr. Big Bucks?

(Diet) Coke Addict

My dad asked to borrow a dollar so he could get a Diet Coke out of the vending machine. A minute later I saw him coming from the stock room with two six packs of Diet Coke saying, “It’s my machine anyway. This is easier, and the money ends up in my pocket.” The only problem with this is that he took a dollar from me. Somehow I lost a dollar in all of this.