After watching over five hours of NCAA Football yesterday with my dad and friends, I’d like to share a few pearls of wisdom that no one cares about but me.
I don’t like USC, mostly because I am a Bruin. Nothing more needs to be said about that.
I hate Notre Dame. If they are playing, I [...]
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My NCAA Football Garbage List
Flashback: 2002 and Before
Since I cleaned out a lot of my old pictures to clear up some room, I decided it might be fun to post some old pictures. Here is 2002 and before. Really it’s probably only as far back as 2001, because that’s when I got my first digital camera.
I worked for the UCLA Department of [...]
Summa Cum Laude = sk00L 1337
I almost flunked out of college freshman year. I won’t completely blame Quake 2, because if I didn’t have that I would have found something else to do instead of going to class. Still, if I had someone to kick my ass and tell me that I was heading for trouble, I would have been [...]
Sportsmanship is Lame
The big UCLA vs. USC game will be taking place this Saturday. Both teams will be making the cross town trek to the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, but UCLA is the home team.
In an effort to bring back an old tradition, USC coach Pete Carroll requested that the Trojans be allowed to wear their home [...]
Report Cards vs. Quarterly Reviews
I was watching television the other day, and I saw a word pop up on the screen. Scantron. I stared at the screen. I know that word! Where do I know that word from? Is it some sort of tech firm that I read about in the news? After the commercial had long gone from [...]
Just Like Poker
You have to live life like you play poker. Sometimes the chips are up, and sometimes the chips are down.
Chips for winners. That middle bag looks like a regular bag of tortilla chips.
Chips for losers. Come on, UCLA. Win and then I’ll buy these.
Virginity for Sale. Self Respect Thrown in Free.
I ran across this story a while ago, but I decided to write about it finally. A student that wants to get her master’s degree but doesn’t have the finances to go after it, will raise money by selling herself off at a brothel. I’d like to call a spade a spade and call her [...]
Where Did the Fatties Go?
UCLA had its annual Undie Run (Semi NSFW) last month. How is is that there isn’t a fat person in these pictures? I’m not complaining, but with group shots I don’t think I saw one fat person. UCLA must be raising the bar for admission, or rather narrowing the doors.
All Nerds Can Swim
I have two cousins graduating from MIT this June and one more going in this fall. Yeah, they’re all pretty much going to eclipse me in the business world within six months out of school. That’s okay. I’m the funny cousin. Anyway, one thing I learned recently about MIT is that all of the students [...]
I Could’ve Used This in College
Scientists have come up with a nasal spray containing a hormone that relieves the effects of sleep deprivation in monkeys. No sleep? Just spray?
If it were a drug store shelf product, it would probably be expensive, so I would want to save it for only the most important times. No, I wouldn’t waste it on [...]
