Posts Tagged ‘china’

One of the things I learned to do in college was manipulate photos using Photoshop. It was never anything spectacular, and I still don’t know what half the buttons in the application do. Still, sometimes the more ridiculous the pictures look the better they turn out. This is one of my creations, and hopefully there [...]

Scientists have said the melting polar ice caps are responsible for the rising ocean levels. Yay, beach front property! I would like to offer another explanation for the rising waters, a problem that has plagued the world for a long time. China.
Those guys can’t stop making babies over there. It must be something in the [...]

With 2007 came the realization that I was no longer in my early 20’s. Gone were the years of wild partying.

I told you I got really into fish. It took me three months of having a 10 gallon tank to upgrade to 55 gallons. This is what it started as, but it’s quite different now.

Michelle [...]

Bow before our feline leader.

The Chinese are always getting into crazy schemes with their crazy business practices. They are trying a “buy a house, get a wife free” business proposition. I think they might get more business if they offer to take your wife when you buy a house.
I love that someone noted, ” the girls on offer are [...]

Even though it’s China, I have a hard time believing this story is completely true as laid out by the article. Apparently China is putting quotas on smoking so people continue to buy cigarettes, allowing China to weather out the economic times by living off the taxes. The funeral business is going to boom along [...]

So apparently this guy stole a DVD player in China but realized he didn’t grab the remote. He got caught a month later when he went back for the remote. Sure the guy is and idiot, but what is most astonishing is that the police dropped the charges and let the man go because the [...]

My name is not Simon, but I do like to draw drawrings. Also, it’s okay if you look at my bum.
I am no artist by any stretch of the imagination. My talents for visual art pieces are pretty much zero, unless you count photo manipulation ability like this.

That was not the point of this  post, [...]

Let me preface this post by saying, this is not meant to be mean. This is a discussion piece based on observations I have made in the past couple of years with trips to Asia and the recent Olympics broadcast.
I was discussing the Chinese gymnasts with Wendy, and we noted they weren’t very good looking. [...]

With all the important stuff going on (Pineapple Express, Tropic Thunder), I haven’t written a single thing about The Olympics. As I don’t watch much television anymore, most of my news has been coming from reading news online, which is probably much better for my sleep schedule. A lot of people are losing sleep staying [...]