I heard a commercial on the radio on my way to work today. Let me paraphrase it for you.
You shy sister married a stamp collector. No surprise. But she started Tuesday Karaoke Night. Surprise. Your power suit wearing brother joined the Peace Corps. Surprise. You can’t wait to look forward to what other surprises life holds. That’s why you should get a mammogram from Kaiser Permanente.
How is this effective advertising?
I wrote about the breast sizes of women in New Zealand becoming larger on average over time. Good news, my American friends. We’re getting a country wide upgrade as well. Apparently DD is the new C. I double checked the article. Dress sizes are getting smaller and cup sizes are getting large. Skinny, top heavy women are the future.
Start your engines. The boat race is about to begin! (If you don’t get this, bless your innocence.)
Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner Michelle.