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Hello michellewoo.com readers.

I’ve been keeping some form of blog for about ten years, way back when I had to edit HTML by hand and upload it every time I made a change. Back then it wasn’t even called a blog; it was just called a website, and I was the only one that really kept a personal one amongst my friends. I was kind of the (Internet) world.

Then came Michelle, and by comparison I got a lot less cool. I bet 80% of my readers are actually her readers first. I get the collateral traffic. Take today for instance. The day isn’t even  over, and she’s spiked my traffic just like she did five days ago.

I guess I’ll just have to stick with being the cool one in real life.

Creatures of Habit

As humans we all get used to doing what is familiar to us. We get comfortable doing the same things over and over. There are restaurants that we frequent because we enjoy the food. We stick to certain products because they are what we have become accustomed to using. We say the same words and phrases over and over.

That’s got to affect blogging. Every time I get an idea that I want to blog I wonder to myself, “Have I already written about this?” I find myself having to search my own website to make sure that I haven’t written the exact same post before. The last thing I want is to sound like an old man, constantly telling kids to get off my lawn over and over while recounting stories of the good ole days to people that have absolutely no interest. How do you stay fresh with writing ideas?

After writing this I forgot to check whether I’ve blogged about this subject before. My apologies if it’s been done.

Google is Punkin’ Me

Seriously, what happened on December 29th? This is most confusing.

I should be on the list. I’m the plus one.

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I always joke about riding Michelle’s coat tails to fame and glory, but it’s absolutely true. Take a look at my stats over the last thirty days. A single mention more than triples my daily traffic. This isn’t even close to her full audience, just the small fraction that can stomach my offensive rants and is willing to click through.

One of these blog posts is a lie.

I’m sure you’ve all seen Michelle’s latest post. I’m also sure you’ve seen one of her latest Twitter posts.

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I’d like to offer a different side to the story, a tale of deception and corruption. This is the story of a blogger gone bad.

Michelle: I need to blog more, but I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to come up with good ideas.
Me: Well you just need one good idea to get you out of your slump and back in the game.
Michelle: What should I write about, computers?
Me: Don’t be ridiculous. Most of your readers are girls. You should be writing about things like delicious Thanksgiving dinners. Wait! I got it. Let’s stage an engagement. You can milk it for a couple years, write about wedding stuff too. Girls will eat that stuff up!
Michelle: That’s a great idea! Our families will be kind of mad when they find out, but it’s a small price to pay for blogger fame. Our story will have to be intricate.
Me: Don’t worry. I’ve got it covered. I’m going to work up this video and people will be so caught up in it that they won’t realize it’s old footage from “The Wonder Years” and by the time anyone figures out, we’ll be on our way to Mexico.
Michelle: Muahahahahahaha! Come on, do the evil laugh with me!
Me: Muahahahhaha!

Or I could just be in love…you decide.

A Question for Food/Lifestyle Bloggers

How do you save money? Do you save money? I read your blogs and wonder, “How much money do these people make at their jobs to be able to roll in style all the time? I wonder if they’re saving up money to buy homes.”

Where is the money saving guide on night life? Maybe I need to stop worrying about saving up for the future and live now. How do you do it?

WordPress 2.8 Released

Most of you are scratching your heads, but that’s okay. WordPress is the publishing platform that runs this site and many other sites I frequent. It’s an incredible piece of software, and it’s open source. That means it’s free to use and modify, which simply means constant improvement through a large user base.

There are some pretty cool publishing features with this new version that will go unnoticed by the readers, but for any of you that have to manage content, some of these features are pretty nice. Check them out here.

Training the Next Internet King

You haven’t seen much online activity from me lately. For the past three days I have been training a new employee to fill my position in the office. Unfortunately, once I have him trained, I will be taking on more management affairs as well as moving into outside sales. My rule over the Internet may have finally come to an end. So this is the impending doom that is being grownup. It sucks. Maybe I should be training this new guy to handle my Internet duties. I could have a ghost blogger. He could also manage my instant messages and Twitter. It’s not like the writing quality would go down. How could it possibly get any worse?

Post a Day

Today is the last day of July. If you look through my archives, I did at least one post a day this month just to see if I could pull it off. Pretty impressive, huh? My traffic is up because of it I think, probably not from my regular readers, but creating new content regularly brought in some search engine folks too. I have to be honest and say there were a couple times that I was scrambling for something to post, but the rest of the time ideas just flowed. The more I post, the more ideas come to my mind about ideas to write about. I’ll let you guys be the judge about whether the ideas were any good and whether I executed them well.

Older Than Dirt

My website dates back before WordPress ever existed. It also goes back before most people knew about the term blog. I did all of my website design by hand, and most of my coding was my own too, with bits and pieces stolen from Kyung. I’d like to think that since I introduced him to WordPress, we’re even. I used to use UCLA’s bandwidth before I bought this domain and server space, hiding my website on UCLA Economics’ server. I was looking through some of my old archives and bringing back old memories. I can barely stomach my writing back then, but here are a few gems I came across.

Taken from 1/19/02 – Seriously, Try It:

I don’t know if you’ve ever taken note of this when you walk, but your legs and arms swing in opposite directions. For instance, when your right leg is forward, your right arm is back. Try this. When you walk, put your right leg forward and your right arm forward too. Try to make it feel as natural as possible. No matter how natural you can make walking like this feel, it doesn’t look right to other people. This is a fun thing to try out in a group. It will embarrass the hell out of anyone with you.

Taken from 1/30/02 & 1/31/02 – Just Plain Random:

Jeannie: “Man, bisexuality is so gay. If you’re going to be gay, don’t be half-assed about it.”
Kyung: “Bisexuality isn’t being half assed. its being greedy.”

Taken from 2/7/02 – Long Live Moron Enterprises:

Well, it turns out the reason the UCLA Economics server went down was because my boss was changing it over from Windows NT to Windows 2000. Some of the programs didn’t function properly so he had to do a system restore to put Windows NT back. Meanwhile, you guys couldn’t access Moron Enterprises. I pointed this out to him and he apologizes for the inconvenience. The server may go down again tonight because he’s going to give it another try tonight. Hopefully it works this time.

Taken from 2/27/02 – Ideas That Seemed Good in College:

My nose is stuffy! I don’t like this one bit. I asked Eddie for medicine but he didn’t have any for a stuffy nose. He offered me Imodium AD though. Then I remember one time he asked, “I wonder what would win, Imodium AD or Metamucil?” For those of you that don’t know, those two medicines do opposite things to your body. I won’t get into what they do, but Eddie wants to have the battle of the medicines. If anyone wants to try it, it should be safe and I’m curious myself.

Taken from Moron Enterprises on 5/15/02 Kicking Ass in School:

I took my test and it was easy. I felt good taking it and I felt good when I walked out of it. I also got my other midterm back. Give another A to Matt. The school I go to is now “UCL” because they’ve given me all the A’s. That stands for the Univeristy of Cliforni Los ngeles.

Taken from 7/22/02 – Some things never change:

Today I went back to PV to pick up some stuff that I forgot. I stayed and hung out with Randall for a while. I never do much when I get together with Randall but it’s always fun. Randall got back from San Francisco earlier this week and when I saw him he thanked me for not hanging out with his sister while he was gone. Little does he know, I have that saved for when he takes his trip to Asia for three weeks.

Taken from 9/1/03 – Life with the Parents After College

I went to the office for a few hours today, but I was too tired to get much done. I did some research, came back home for my nap, and then configured a firewall for a client. My mom requested some computer help. It took about two hours to show her various things. We argued about whether she had to pay me for my time and services as an IT consultant. The conversation went something like this.

Me: So, you owe me $150 for this work. You can deduct this from my rent.
Mom: No, the reason your rent is so low is because you offer free services like this to us. Think of it as payback.
Me: Payback?! Then you owe me! I give you purpose. You’d have too much time and probably turn to drugs without me. Where would you be without me?!
Mom: I’d probably have a PhD.
Me: A PhD would take up some of your time, but I’m here forever. I almost forgot. Not only did you take up two hours of my time, but it’s emergency hours and on a national holiday. This invoice is going to be big.
Mom: Well, the same thing goes for rent. It’s peak season. The rates are higher.

Taken from 9/23/02 – Before Wire Tapping:

Harrison called me and asked me if I wanted to hang out. Of course, there was a catch. He didn’t have his truck with him because he came back from his trip to the east coast today, rather than yesterday as planned. I drove to his work to get him and brought him back to my place. On the drive back to my place, he said he wanted to do something delinquent, like make a bomb. When we got back to my apartment he spent the whole time looking up on how to make a small bomb. I think the FBI is going to come knock down my door now.

Exactly how old is my website? I’m not exactly sure as I lost some of my old archives in a hard drive crash. I believe sometime in 2009 will mark a decade of my personal website and blog. I’ll pull up some of the other fun stuff I used to have on my website in the near future. For those of you that haven’t seen it, you’ll get a kick out of it.

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