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How to Raise Children. Use (The) Force.

Times are tough. I’ve been thinking about whether I need a second income. We could all use a second income, but more work is not what you want. Lots of thinking and tearing out hair have led me to my answer. I am good with kids. I should start a day care center, but I’d have to had my own flair to personalize it.

Welcome to Star Wars Day Care!

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Look at her, looking at my beer. “No, baby. That is grownup food.”

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Is she grabbing my beer? I thought I said, “No.” Don’t worry. We have good ways to discipline children, involving the use of The Force. *Waves Hand* “You will take a nap.”

There’s nothing creepy about an almost 30 man, with no children of his own, running a science fiction themed day care. Sign up now. Spots are filling up fast.

Happy New Year, everyone! Keep it safe. See you in 2009!