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Tres AƱos

Minutes before our wedding ceremony the pastor said to me, “You’re the most calm groom I’ve ever seen.”

I looked at him and without hesitation said, “When you’re beat, you’re beat.”

This was three years ago. Happy anniversary to the greatest wife and mom!

Happy Anniversary v2.0!

Today marks two years since I perfected my hypnotism technique and married Michelle. Things really haven’t changed in our house very much. We’re still the same as always.

Me: Happy anniversary!
Michelle: Happy anniversary!
Me: Were we supposed to get each other anything? I didn’t get you anything.
Michelle: Oh. I didn’t get you anything either.
Me: Oh, wait! I did get you something. I got you pregnant!

What can I say? I’m a giver.