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I’m in charge of the bills.

Most of you probably didn’t realize, but michellewoo.com was offline for approximately 5 hours in the wee hours this morning. Michelle and probably everyone on the west coast didn’t realize it was down. Someone forgot to renew the hosting. My first thought was, “She let her hosting expire again?” Then I realized I am in [...]

Love is Delicious

Last night was Valentine’s Day dinner for Michelle and me. Michelle was so busy with work that we didn’t have time to do anything last Sunday. Also, I forgot that I was supposed to do something. I took Michelle to Sushiya, which I’ve been to once before.

Live scallop. So incredibly fresh.

Live sweet shrimp. Well it [...]

Valentine’s Day Advice

Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then [...]

It’s official if it’s on the Internet.

Well, since Michelle has already posted it I figure it’s okay for me to post it as well. We launched our wedding website. You can check it out here. There’s no backing out now. It’s on the web!

This is my wedding too!

So things are falling in line for the wedding a piece at a time. One thing we haven’t decided is attire for the groomsmen. I’ve already been shot down for anything Star Wars related. (Seriously, I don’t even know why I’m invited to the wedding.) Since my attire from a galaxy far, far away isn’t [...]

I learned it from you!

Does anyone remember this anti-drug commercial from the 80’s? This is my life, except instead of drugs it’s spicy foods.
Being with Michelle I’ve learned that if I don’t eat food off her plate right away, it will soon be swimming in hot sauce or peppers. When I say right away, I mean right away. She’s [...]

I should be on the list. I’m the plus one.

I always joke about riding Michelle’s coat tails to fame and glory, but it’s absolutely true. Take a look at my stats over the last thirty days. A single mention more than triples my daily traffic. This isn’t even close to her full audience, just the small fraction that can stomach my offensive rants and [...]

Matt’s Big Book of Weddings

In order to save the sanity of husbands-to-be all around the world I’ve created this handy guide for wedding planning. It will cover the things you should do and the details that no girl will ever think about in her planning.

Party. Since you would rather have a kegger anyway, make sure there is plenty of [...]

In a Wedding Rut

Unless you know Michelle and me personally, you probably don’t realize that she is taller than me by about an inch. That’s never been a problem because I’m big in other areas. (I meant heart, but thanks for believing in me, even if it was only for a split second and then followed by uncontrollable [...]

First Full Day in NYC

Our goal in New York was to eat, and boy did we eat. We were walking to Momofuku Noodle Bar on Thursday when Cindy finally popped online and said, “Go to Ippudo instead! Get the pork buns!”

Michelle, opening the curtains to a wonderful meal.

These are the pork buns. They’re probably the best thing I ate [...]