I promise to be the best uncle possible, and not the creepy uncle that lives in a van with no windows in the alley behind the record store. I’ve even started to prepare for my first talk with niece on an important subject that you can never have too early in a child’s life.
What I'm Doing...
- @HopHeadJim it's a place in the cerritos mall parking lot called stacked. burger was decent. lots of garlic in the patty. 1 hr ago
- Customer gave us some product. So smart to put Tapatio in each bag. http://t.co/wjLYvsRC 1 hr ago
- hey @VZWken who do i talk to about spam texts? i don't have a text plan and it costs me. the numbers keep changing so i can't block. 1 hr ago
- More updates...
Recent Comments
- m@ on If only peopled liked me this much all the time.
- Keree Kwon on If only peopled liked me this much all the time.
- Christina on You suck, Macy’s.
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Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner