Best Man: im gonna totally lie and make u look like the best guy ever
Me: if i dont cry i want my money back.
Best Man: if u werent married u would totally get laid
Best Man: after my speech
Me: but since im getting married
Me: i wont
Me: ever
My Best Man is married. There was no disagreement to my statement. Wait a second…
Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner Michelle.
Oh whatever. You have TWO honeymoons before this is even a reasonable topic of conversation.
So after four months it becomes a reasonable topic of conversation? Sweet.