Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her…Listen to me, kid. If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she’s a selfish broad and all you’re seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
Fortunately Michelle and I live in the day an age of power locks. We make it work.
Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner
um..happy valentine’s day to you?
Hilarious. Because I will say, I actually have lifted that lock several times for those bfs in the past who had ugly/beat up cars with no power windows. And they called ME high maintenance…what.ev.er.
aw… i haven’t seen ‘donnie brasco’ in years! love, love, LOVE johnny depp.
also, may i add that i have successfully passed this test, even before i saw the movie =)
happy valentine’s day, matt!
@jenin, “A Bronx Tale?”
I passed. I win a Matt!
‘a bronx tale?’ i could’ve sworn it was ‘donne brasco’!!!
dammit. bronx tale. but BOTH movies are great and i STILL love johnny depp.
do i get points for at least knowing it was from a bobby d movie?
wait. i always get robert de niro and al pacino mixed up. my apologies to both of them =)
i blame the heat-induced headache i’ve been having all day. that’s my story and i’m sticking to it!