Me: I bought some new sunglasses.
Mom: What happened to your old ones?
Me: I still have them. These are the same brand as my other pair, but those are more for running around. These are for-
Me: Lifestyle. We prefer to call it lifestyle.
Mom: And just what lifestyle is that?
Me: Alternative? I don’t know. You know I just talk sometimes without thinking.
These are the sunglasses I bought. For some reason they were half the price a few weeks ago. Also, note to self: clean the mirror.