Me: I bought some new sunglasses.
Mom: What happened to your old ones?
Me: I still have them. These are the same brand as my other pair, but those are more for running around. These are for-
Mom: Fashion?
Me: Lifestyle. We prefer to call it lifestyle.
Mom: And just what lifestyle is that?
Me: Alternative? I don’t know. You know I just talk sometimes without thinking.
These are the sunglasses I bought. For some reason they were half the price a few weeks ago. Also, note to self: clean the mirror.
Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner
Wouldn’t an alternative lifestyle be… like, a gypsy?
You know what, with the help of your rad glasses you might be able to pull off a gypsy lifestyle. You can play a Spanish guitar, right?
I like the glasses. They are dope.