
Me: I bought some new sunglasses.
Mom: What happened to your old ones?
Me: I still have them. These are the same brand as my other pair, but those are more for running around. These are for-
Mom: Fashion?
Me: Lifestyle. We prefer to call it lifestyle.
Mom: And just what lifestyle is that?
Me: Alternative? I don’t know. You know I just talk sometimes without thinking.
These are the sunglasses I bought. For some reason they were half the price a few weeks ago. Also, note to self: clean the mirror.

on Jan 28th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Wouldn’t an alternative lifestyle be… like, a gypsy?
You know what, with the help of your rad glasses you might be able to pull off a gypsy lifestyle. You can play a Spanish guitar, right?
on Feb 1st, 2010 at 4:42 pm
I like the glasses. They are dope.