Does anyone remember this anti-drug commercial from the 80′s? This is my life, except instead of drugs it’s spicy foods.
Being with Michelle I’ve learned that if I don’t eat food off her plate right away, it will soon be swimming in hot sauce or peppers. When I say right away, I mean right away. She’s not one to hesitate when it comes to eating. I’m still not quite the spicy champ that Michelle is, but I have learned some the ways of the fire eaters.
It sounds so simple, but this has brought us closer together…and probably given me a higher risk of butt cancer.
Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner
Does spicy food really give you butt cancer? If so I’m in trouble.
It sure feels like it sometimes.
I am proud of you.