Unless you know Michelle and me personally, you probably don’t realize that she is taller than me by about an inch. That’s never been a problem because I’m big in other areas. (I meant heart, but thanks for believing in me, even if it was only for a split second and then followed by uncontrollable laughter.)
This Thanksgiving I stopped in to see Michelle’s family. She was without shoes and I was wearing my work shoes, which happen to be steel toe shoes that have quite a bit of heel on them. She got excited, maybe thinking I magically grew a couple inches. When she realized it was the shoes she was still happy.
Michelle: You should wear shoes like this for the wedding!
Me: Platforms?
Michelle: Yeah!
Me: No way. Those look weird. I have a better idea.
Me: Since we’re getting married outside we can dig a hole for you to stand in for the ceremony.
Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner
what are you saying? Digging your grave already matt?
I know I’m not a professional designer and I have to draw with a trackpad on my MacBook, but the illustration clearly shows her in the hole, not me.
A+ idea.
I thought you would go for a stepstool for yourself, kind of like if you won the Olympics. ie “I beat you to the end of the aisle,, w00t!”
Love the blur effect on the tree he he
Have the photographer take pictures of you guys at an angle, from the bottom/top.
i only laughed a little.
Great idea…I’m sure she’ll totally go for it.
Hey Matt, I’m friends with MWoo, and I’ve never met you in person but i feel like I’ve known you since she was here in AZ. You are hilarious. I am so excited for you both.
I think it would be less ovious if we created a small peak for you instead of a valley. i’m just kidding…height is just a number.