Fine, I’ll just get a cheeseburger.

We’ve all had that one time where we have raced to McDonald’s only to find out breakfast is no longer being served. It’s one of the worst feelings in the world. It’s a rejection almost on par with getting dumped. Every time I wake up early I feel like I have to go to McDonald’s and get breakfast. It’s not that I even want a Sausage McMuffin and hash browns. I just want to feel vindicated after all those rejections in the past.

Maybe I should stick to Jack in the Box, breakfast twenty four hours a day.