I should be an album cover for The White Stripes.

I used to play guitar, but I gave it up shortly after I started dating Michelle. She’s my Yoko Ono! Actually I just needed to play guitar long enough to sing a few love songs and snag her. Then I packed the guitar away for good.


Here I am in all my musical glory. This was a couple days after I skipped work and went to pierce my brow on a whim.


Here I am in silhouette form, done with some simple cutouts and layer fills. Come on, Jack and Meg White. Call me.