I’m sure you’ve all seen Michelle’s latest post. I’m also sure you’ve seen one of her latest Twitter posts.
I’d like to offer a different side to the story, a tale of deception and corruption. This is the story of a blogger gone bad.
Michelle: I need to blog more, but I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to come up with good ideas.
Me: Well you just need one good idea to get you out of your slump and back in the game.
Michelle: What should I write about, computers?
Me: Don’t be ridiculous. Most of your readers are girls. You should be writing about things like delicious Thanksgiving dinners. Wait! I got it. Let’s stage an engagement. You can milk it for a couple years, write about wedding stuff too. Girls will eat that stuff up!
Michelle: That’s a great idea! Our families will be kind of mad when they find out, but it’s a small price to pay for blogger fame. Our story will have to be intricate.
Me: Don’t worry. I’ve got it covered. I’m going to work up this video and people will be so caught up in it that they won’t realize it’s old footage from “The Wonder Years” and by the time anyone figures out, we’ll be on our way to Mexico.
Michelle: Muahahahahahaha! Come on, do the evil laugh with me!
Me: Muahahahhaha!
Or I could just be in love…you decide.
Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner
this is just like the last “how i met your mother” episode. you pretend you’re not engaged, you stage an engagement to fool people but you really are engaged. you fooled yourself! FOOL! I win.
don’t try to cover all your romanticism matt. just accept it. :)
Awwwwwwwwwwwww
OK. that’s it. that’s all i’ve got to say.
oh yea, and congrats!! unless it’s made up. in which case, fake congrats. (wink wink)
Congrats! I’m so excited. And the proposals that are the best are the ones that are deeply personal. Great video. :)
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Regardless of which one is a lie, we need you two to record audio of the evil laugh to use as ringtones. Get on it!
Congrats! So happy for you guys!
nice fake cover up – you know you’re basking in love!