One of the things I learned to do in college was manipulate photos using Photoshop. It was never anything spectacular, and I still don’t know what half the buttons in the application do. Still, sometimes the more ridiculous the pictures look the better they turn out. This is one of my creations, and hopefully there are more to follow.
Start with a picture of the Great Wall of China. Impressive, ancient China.
Convince your friend to hang off a ledge, three feet off the ground and with the police in the background. Maybe not the smartest thing to do in communist China.

Remove some background, arrange layers, and you’re done!
This outsider must be after our prized Orange Chicken.
Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner
You gdamn Mongolians. Stay away from my shitty wall! Rabble rabble rabble rabble…
haha! nice photoshoppin’!
“Stop breaking down my shitty wall, you stupid Mongorians!”
No one has any idea what you two are talking about here. They just think you’re both racially insensitive.
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This is totally a win.
Next steps: Photoshopping in a Mongolian hat (http://www.rameset.com/images/Mongolian%20Hat.jpg) and then maybe some armor and a sword.
wow!!! that looks real! i wonder if alice has seen it