Scientists have said the melting polar ice caps are responsible for the rising ocean levels. Yay, beach front property! I would like to offer another explanation for the rising waters, a problem that has plagued the world for a long time. China.
Those guys can’t stop making babies over there. It must be something in the rice. I think they’re weighing down their continent and displacing the water in the oceans like a couple of fat kids in an inflatable raft.
Let’s just hope they don’t all decide to jump at the same time and hurl Earth off it’s orbit and into the sun.
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This post (and even it’s category) are so full of win that I can’t think of any witty repartee to match.
Bravo, sir. I now have this permanent image in my head.
Um, I second @nicopolitan. This post is positively brilliant.
I like the new layout too, by the way!
Even if China had a huge population, the weight of one American is more or less equivalent to 2-3 Chinese people, let alone a few dozen babies. Do we have to worry about American’s jumping? Nay, too obese and lazy to even considering jumping. ;)