At the wedding this weekend I didn’t think there was much dancing going on, and then I was showed this.
I drank a lot, but I didn’t think I drank any wine. Then I was showed this.
“What? I’m drinking.”
The night is coming back to me now as more and more people show me their pictures. At least I didn’t try to make out with the groom’s mother. That’s the story I’m sticking with as long as there are no pictures to support the contrary.