A friend sent me a link a while back, and I am finally getting to write about it. This is a brilliant product. It’s a flask in a bra. You can now sneak booze into just about any venue without worrying about being caught. If anyone hassles you, you just scream harassment.

For you smaller-chested ladies that are self conscious, you can feed your date drinks until he has had his fill. Then when the bra comes off he will be so intoxicated that he will be none the wiser.

Boobs + Booze = Boobze. Awesome.