I’m off to Vegas later today, where what happens there stays there…unless you need a prescription to get rid of it. We’re doing the bachelor party thing for my buddy, and it should be a blast. I think everything is fair game as long as I don’t get married. How mad would Michelle be after waiting almost six years if I just went and married an escort named Heather Graham?
In order to distract Michelle’s mind from the obvious debauchery I will be participating in, I told her she can go look at rings this weekend. Yup. There must be a million questions racing through your heads right now. Does this mean-? When will you-? Relax, people. It’s going to happen sometime, and I’m finally realizing it’s not a big deal until people say something. There’s good news in all this, but I’ll let Michelle share that sometime. It’s pretty funny…to me anyway. So while she’s looking at shiny things, thinking I’m in Napa Valley, I will be shoulder deep in strippers.
Back to the matter at hand. If you didn’t get the reference to the Heather Graham escort or Napa Valley, you need to see The Hangover, which I am calling this generation’s Porky’s. Watch that film and you’ll know what our weekend will be like, except with a Panda and not a Tiger.
Peace out, suckers!
on Jun 26th, 2009 at 10:42 am
We’ve been looking, and it’s not that bad. You start learning about the specs of diamonds and it feels like you’re looking at computer specs, so you try to get the best bang for the buck. Tiffany’s is not it, btw – retarded prices with skimpy specs. It’s like Alienware. No, maybe like Sony.
After looking for a while, bluenile seems to have the best prices. No tax, too.
Good luck and don’t be surprised if she’s diamond crazy for the next few weeks. Then show her some black diamond documentaries on hulu and google video to make her feel guilty.
on Jun 26th, 2009 at 10:47 am
I can’t believe you just brought it back to computers. Diamonds? Let me share with you a conversation I had with Michelle.
Me: Diamonds? I said RING browsing. I didn’t say anything about diamonds!
Michelle (disappointed): Really?
Me: No. Gotcha! Man, I’m funny. You don’t need a ring. I’m hilarious.
on Jun 26th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Yeah you’ll pay over the odds for Tiffany’s. Sony is a pretty astute comparison. Blue Nile all the way and the US site is WAYYYYYY better than the UK site or else I would have gotten mine from them too. But to each his/her own! Sometimes that’s all part of what’s envisioned and you can’t put a price on that.