Training the Next Internet King

You haven’t seen much online activity from me lately. For the past three days I have been training a new employee to fill my position in the office. Unfortunately, once I have him trained, I will be taking on more management affairs as well as moving into outside sales. My rule over the Internet may have finally come to an end. So this is the impending doom that is being grownup. It sucks. Maybe I should be training this new guy to handle my Internet duties. I could have a ghost blogger. He could also manage my instant messages and Twitter. It’s not like the writing quality would go down. How could it possibly get any worse?