Your Source For…

I’ve written about my search engine tracking in the past and taking a look at my logs, I see topics, where I have become a guru. This month I have fifty instances of people searching for the Heineken Mini Keg Can. That’s pretty cool, but here are some of the searches that led people to my website that confuse me. I linked to what I would guess they were looking for when they accidentally found my website.

totaly wet myself
i ate a hot pocket and my back hurts movie
erections not as hard since i stop eating meat
douchebag enterprises
deep seeded issues

So there you have it. I am your source for information on beer, Hot Pockets, wetting oneself, and vegetarian impotence. If you want information on shirtless Korean celebrities, special classes for slow learners, and all things Michelle, check out michellewoo.com.