My ranking keeps dropping every minute. I have no idea how to fly my balloon. As long as I am not last, I am satisfied. Surely there is someone out there that isn’t even playing and is stuck at the finish line.
Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner What I'm Doing...
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- my friend's in belgium. what beers should i have her bring back for me? 3 hrs ago
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The balloons are attacking your website. But you’re in 199th place now. Pretty good!
You can hide the balloons if you want by pressing the “hide balloons” button. Fortunately I only put the balloon race on the front page, so you can minimize it and read the site. I wonder how much coverage Moron Enterprises is getting because of the race.
Here, I felt sorry for you so I gave your balloon a boost.
My balloon is named Hary the camel if you want to return the favor.