No, not the closet. I am currently sitting in my shower with all the lights off in my bathroom. Why? It’s fucking hot. This is the coolest place in the house with all the cool tiles. I admit it’s a bit creepy, but it’s so hot. I don’t care what anyone thinks. I’m contemplating not showing up for my birthday party tonight. Think anyone will miss me?
Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner What I'm Doing...
- @toolizzit2quit my user name is the same as my twitter. play me. 5 hrs ago
- back is healed. need to start exercising again. going to japan in spring. don't want to be mistaken for a sumo. 6 hrs ago
- .@michellewoo held a hot dog wiener inches from my face and asked "you want this?" even though i already said no. so that's what it's like! 6 hrs ago
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