Sorry, kids. I lied. There was a Santa Claus, but he died back in 2000 after a tough battle with a combination of The Bird Flu and Gonorrhea. It was a tough year for us all but especially for Santa.
The good news is that you can still spread Christmas joy to others, especially me. I have compiled my Christmas Wish List once again this year. Sorry I didn’t give you a lot of notice, but I know you guys can make it happen. If you miss the Christmas deadline, that’s alright. It will be my Birthday List after December 25th anyway.
Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner