I’ve only laughed out loud inappropriately one time at work, because a certain doctor friend of mine told me a hilarious story. That is surprising considering the sexually suggesting terminology in my line of work. Allow me to share some of the things that I have had to adjust to in my work.
When you gather piping together for a customer it’s called pulling pipe. At my work, we are constantly pulling pipe.

This is a ball valve. It contains a ball and stem. This one has male screwed ends. You can get them with female screwed ends as well. You can also get them in butt weld.

A piece short pipe with threads on both ends is called a nipple. A nipple! Are you kidding me? These are noted by their material, diameter, and length. I have had the unfortunate luck of asking for a 2″ x 4″ black nipple. No one should have to ask for black nipples unless they are in a strip club.
I just sold a customer this exact line item: 1/2″ try cock. I don’t know about that. Even if it’s only 1/2″ I still don’t think I am ready to try it just yet.
Hello, there. My name is Matt, but on this website I just refer to myself as m@. I love all things Star Wars, food, beer, and music, especially The Beatles. I'm one who likes to be noticed and will sometimes say or do inappropriate things to get your attention. I'm perfectly complimented by my online and real life partner
that was quite amusing. perhaps i hang out with you too much.
Hey Matt do you have Fred’s cell number??? can you email it to me
Sent.