Too Immature for Work

I’ve only laughed out loud inappropriately one time at work, because a certain doctor friend of mine told me a hilarious story. That is surprising considering the sexually suggesting terminology in my line of work. Allow me to share some of the things that I have had to adjust to in my work.

When you gather piping together for a customer it’s called pulling pipe. At my work, we are constantly pulling pipe.

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This is a ball valve. It contains a ball and stem. This one has male screwed ends. You can get them with female screwed ends as well. You can also get them in butt weld.

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A piece short pipe with threads on both ends is called a nipple. A nipple! Are you kidding me? These are noted by their material, diameter, and length. I have had the unfortunate luck of asking for a 2″ x 4″ black nipple. No one should have to ask for black nipples unless they are in a strip club.

I just sold a customer this exact line item: 1/2″ try cock. I don’t know about that. Even if it’s only 1/2″ I still don’t think I am ready to try it just yet.

3 Responses to Too Immature for Work

  1. that was quite amusing. perhaps i hang out with you too much.

  2. Hey Matt do you have Fred’s cell number??? can you email it to me

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